I was watching American Idol (Again! It's addictive people!) and Kristy Lee Cook made this comment to Simon. These are not her exact words, because I didn't write them down, but they're pretty close.
"Simon, if America keeps me around, I will blow your socks off*"
Uhhh....if you're gonna do that, could you possibly do it off camera? Because that's something that I DON'T wanna see. Although Simon may enjoy it....
(*a mix-up between "blow your mind" and "knock your socks off", I think)